i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA
OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL
NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS
NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING
JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES
i wouldnt even text me back
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to
i tried making a gang once but it turned into a book club