I refuse to sink.

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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mybine:

it is 1 am and my 55 year old father just carried his girlfriend upstairs on his shoulder while screaming JERUUUUSALEM at the top of his lungs, I have no idea what this was but that’s the kind of relationship i want to have.

nirvanaful:

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well…

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boom clap the sound of my flap
my brother

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

Int: Who is your celebrity crush right now?
Michael: your mom
Michael: *bursts out laughing at his own joke*
Michael: *continues laughing at his own joke until the next question is asked*
unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

JACK BARAKAT//@JackAllTimeLow
3 types of trash

homonecksual:

People who leak other peoples nudes

People who defend people who leak nudes

People who blame the person who’s nudes were leaked

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys