megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

yai-yo:

vliyvh:

nipples are so nice

do u ever just stare at your nipples ands smile everybody should

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umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively